Candidates Are Like Sports Sedans

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 11/09/2016 at 12:46 • Filed to: None

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You have to actually vote for/buy them if you want them to succeed.

HammerheadFistpunch > For Sweden 11/09/2016 at 12:51

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I tried to buy a candidate but I didn’t have the money I needed.

DipodomysDeserti > For Sweden 11/09/2016 at 12:53

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Why buy a new Hilary when you can buy a used Melania for half the price?

[insert image of twenty year-old nude melania photos]

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 11/09/2016 at 12:53

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But that swung the marketshare to Republican Motor Company, even though RMC sold fewer units than in 2012.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > For Sweden 11/09/2016 at 12:54

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Well, these were the two top options this year:

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 11/09/2016 at 12:55

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That Echo is probably still drivable.

Wait, no, looks like a first gen Prius.

For Sweden > DipodomysDeserti 11/09/2016 at 12:55

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That’s relevant, considering how much less money Trump spent per electoral vote.

HammerheadFistpunch > For Sweden 11/09/2016 at 12:56

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Textured Soy Protein > For Sweden 11/09/2016 at 12:59

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But at least we have sport wagons!

Oh wait...

DipodomysDeserti > For Sweden 11/09/2016 at 13:02

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Why buy a new California when you can buy a Florida for half the price?

RallyWrench > For Sweden 11/09/2016 at 13:04

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But I can’t afford to buy a new candidate.

For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein 11/09/2016 at 13:04

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Sport wagons went the way of classical liberalsim

RallyWrench > DipodomysDeserti 11/09/2016 at 13:04

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Mosquitoes.

Tekamul > For Sweden 11/09/2016 at 13:17

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And, like my candidate of choice, a blue manual SS is not a (reasonable) option. Unless I want to shop 982 miles away.

I guess that’s like a write in.

DipodomysDeserti > RallyWrench 11/09/2016 at 13:21

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Zombies.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > For Sweden 11/09/2016 at 13:26

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I would but...

Mercedes Streeter > DipodomysDeserti 11/09/2016 at 13:27

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RallyWrench > DipodomysDeserti 11/09/2016 at 13:35

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Chainsaws take care of that.